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hotelshampooistheworst
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Send over a meow! We'll holler back ASAP unless we've been kidnapped by a good-looking man in a suit that looks an awful lot like George Clooney. (Why ELSE do you think anyone goes to Lake Como???)
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SELFISHFOREVER @ irreverent.co
That was even more successful than the heist in Ocean's Eleven. We'll be back in touch faster than a speed boat in the Mediterranean carrying a woman wearing a red ballgown!
